latest jokes about Lunarpages

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This web hosting review was started by Lunar-Gang on 2010-04-09 17:46:51:

These are the latest jokes about Lunarpages webhosting company :

1.Is your website still running ?

A webmaster once siad to me “It’s very hard to create a website, but it’s so easy to shut it down”.
It is so easy for Lunarpages to shut down your website. No matter how many years you spent, money you paid, hard work you did, they just can.
Mr Vladimer said “Oh! We noticed that your website runs on our servers”, so he decided to shut it down.

2.The greatest of all times !

Their great plans, their competetive prices, their quick responce and support…Lunarpages is the greatest of all times. When enciant egyptians built Pyramids, Lunar representatives was there offering a Pyramid plan. Lunar soldiers faught against the Natzies in the 2nd world war using the antinatzy plan. Lunar space plan helped landing on the moon during the sixties.

3.It’s not up to you !

It’s not up to you to chose what hosting plan is best to you.
Mr Vladimir himself once said “We are sorry for the inconvinience”, and then he shut down a website. The website owner can’t afford a dedicated server.”You have to buy it !” said Mr Vladimer. Lunarpages does not care for the poor.

4.How Lunarpages Faces Attacks ?

They face attacks by shutting down websites
haha
Mr Vladimir Putin himself - as it turns out that he works for Lunarpages - said “Hey ! We have to shut down your website because,,, maby,,, someone is trying to attack it !”
roflmao

5.Renamed to Jesuspages !
We Lunarpages have decided to rename our company into Jesuspages !
No more adult content ! Halalooya

6.They collect garbages too !

Lunarpages system administrators like to sneack on our websites ! from time to time they login secretely into your website like night theives, sneack on your files, sniff your database, collect sesitive data then sneack out !
They enjoy doing that.
Mr Vladimer said “We have a copy of every email sent by your website on file !”. They collect garbages too !

7.Advice to avoid server loads :

The shared hosting offered by Lunarpages is realy a blast !
If you are a former Lunarpages client, you might have noticed that their servers are always loaded. Nerly 99% offline time is garateed by Lunarpages due to server loads. Please keep your files to the minimum. You need to be careful not to upload JPG images, instead you are adviced to convert to GIF !
haha

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